Sunday, March 11, 2007

Teenage Hitchhikers (1975, Gerri Sedley)

"Read the title....and they have sex like a lot"

This movie is horrible. It might be the worst film I have ever seen. It beats out Manos and it beats out Eegah and it beats out Pumerhman. This is just amazingly horrible. It also kind of funny, as most horrible films tend to be.

This film is just about 2 hot sluts who go around hitchhiking and also getting their own way around America. By getting their own way I mean sex. Lots of sex. The film is about an hour and 10 minutes. and about 40 minutes is sex. I never thought I would get tired of seeing naked girls.

The other thing that makes this film so amazingly bad is the introduction of 2 characters. The teenage girl who ran away from home after getting really frustrated that she is still a virgin. The other being the wacky escaped rapist. The film climaxes with the 2 girls capturing the wacky rapist by almost having sex with him. Well, that's not really the climax. The climax of the film is the virgin losing her virginity finally....yeah.

Yup, this film is really one you have to see to believe. Even though I am going to give it an F- I am still glad I saw this film. Sometimes the worst films ever made are just as interesting as the best films ever made. They both leave you in awe and with your jaw dropped.

- ZERO STARS

2 comments:

Jerry said...

Hey, great review. I love your site.

If I may ask, where did you find this film. I collect Grindhouse cinema and have been unable to find this one. Thanks

conleyc93 said...

Is this reviewer for real? Is this a joke? If it is, it's not a funny one. And neither Siskel or Ebert you be either.